We are now accepting donations so that we can build a fancy-schmancy great ball contraption out of Legos. You know how to contact me. We appreciate any denomination you choose to use, but would prefer $100s.
Where are we going to build this great ball contraption? you may ask. In our little tiny apartment, of course. If we can build a bunk bed in here, we can build anything.* And it would be totally worth the space because the boys would not need to move ever again because they will be mesmerized by the workings of such a thing.**
*We can’t really build anything.
**It would totally not be worth the space even if the boys never moved again. But you try telling them that.