The following is a real conversation between me and Simon that occurred this morning as I tried to get him to wear underwear.
“Look Simon. Look who it has on it. Mr. Incredible. And Dash.”
“Let me see Dash.” He takes the underwear from me and examines it.
“I don’t see ElastiGirl on it.”
“Yeah, it looks like they didn’t put her on it.”
“Maybe she went to go do the dishes.”
Of course. The dishes.